Kenyans...oh Kenyans!

I have been telling you guys I think you have a problem with hearing...either that or you have such a silly false sense of pride, that you are totally out of sync with commonsense.

I have told you that we can ignore you, just like Jesus ignored the pigs in the demon exorcism...the pigs and pigherds were held in contempt and condemned...head on.

Now, look at you, we have in the past said that what you call media is nonesense...for the avoidance of doubt, newspapers are items used by butchers...I should add, by kilaiku guys. We told you that and you never listened.

After 2007 you guys went ahead to say that we mobilised violence that led to over 1300 pax dying... ignoramuses...who was counting the bodies? And where were they standing as they counted? And did anyone see us holding a knife, machette, spear or gun? Listen, if there were people who died, they killed themselves, committed suicide...period! Na mundu wa kwiyita ndaiiawa! Prove: you said we shall be punished, went to church and Hague to have us indicted...what was the result? Your God is deaf and the ICC is made of bright guys who know you are numskulls.

We told you that passing the Constitution was dump, and you went ahead to do it. See what we have done with it? We have passed any law we wanted, and will still do...we have ignored what you call principles and have led to our continued private prosperity. Mtadoo? Idiots. You have no capacity to learn.

We own the gas you cook with, the stores you shop in, the milk your silly cows produce, the donkey butcheries, the media, the Non governmental outfits and even the hotels you take your spouses and children for exotic meals and entertainment. We have even formed a Sacco that refuses to buy your afflatoxinated maize but owns ships (complete with posho mills) docked in the high seas just outside Mombasa for quick fixes of your piggerylike insatiable hunger for maize flour from our neigbouring Mexican farms owned by our government (again you think it's yours').

We own you.

Get annoyed and go drink...we own the breweries. Get pissed off and go out to take a walk...we own the tractors that did the road you are walking on. Get mad and call the radio or TV to rant at the state of undevelopment you have witnessed... thanks, we own the radio station, the TV station and the airwaves.

Want to take a rope and hang yourselves? Go ahead. All sisal and manila products are our franchise.

Today am told you were all primed to have us asked some bastardly questions by our, OUR, media employees. Surely, have you no sense? Can you actually be helped?

But we must thank our God for your insipid stupidity. Those who paid their startimes, zuku etc to watch what you called a debate actually need to be thanked. A few more shillings was deposited to our accounts. We killed two birds with one stone....immobilised you and earned.

Surely, how do you expect us to come to a controlled space, where you can look at us and scare us from bolting in a Biwottian hearse, to sit there and be asked inane questions by our pawns?

And now, I am told, some of you are sad and calling us names. Imagine!

Ko mute ndia ila imelasya uta!

You marbles were sold to the forest nymphs. Didn't even check that the Mau prime forest was already in our pockets, complete with the Ongiek dividend!!!

And you go around saying you are proudly Kenyan. Asi! Whoever is your peddler needs a promotion.

And for your information, on Tuesday 8th August, you will wake up and go vote for us. Make no mistake. Even if you don't vote, we shall still win. Ithingo!!!

Idiots. We are so lucky to live around this place that you inhabit. Hatuami.

.... A phoenix flies

A Phoenix Flies

It soared high in its prime

As it aged it was less brisk

And then it fell in the ruins

Whence the fire was lit

Burning, it turned to ashes

Piled like a dump in a discarded land

Then the season of flight was at hand

And from the ashes rose with much zest

A bird big and gifted with wings

That fluttered and scattered the ashes

And up it shot ala a sky king

The welcoming skies shedding a little drizzle

To fizzle out the thirst on earth

And, for a time, the ruins were hidden by supple sprouts


Kawive,
29th June 2015

SHIDA ... in remembrance of Shida Salum, Mbunge la Katiba, TZ

She was called Shida, not on purpose, just a name
Her mother may not have known
Though fate might have shown
That she was bound to follow her name

She came from a country which was not a country
For the question of Zanzibar has not been answered
And we know it’s not a question
For it is Tanzania

And when she was selected to join the Constitution making team
Little did she know that she would die
And she will be dead long before the vote
In June it was that she died

Yet when the vote came in September
She voted “YES” as was destined
For she was thus inclined
As the doyens of the Party so determined

And she was thus be consigned
To make a constitution for her country
A true hero
Of her shida country

UtuTekelezi: on child protesters

https://www.facebook.com/kawive#UtuTekelezi: on child protesters

on child protesters

So, who apparently is the "owner" of the land that the children were being teargassed at? Your guess is as good as mine...a high flying elected "leader" of this esteemed country...

can they be identified by name? surely, you must have come from Mars...the land is "owned" by a trust under a receiver company owned by a group of companies whose domicile is Cayman post office etc etc...

so what is my take: teargas all children to the sky!!! who are they? they should know people!!

and those activists?

...idlers, no gooders...arrest them, take them to court for not knowing who runs this country, and give them a bond equal to half the price of the land...i mean how dare they mobilise children?

what was their intention? to create juvenile delinquents? don't they know we have already given the children laptops? why do children who have laptops, ipads, tablets need a field?...

this is not apartheid South Africa...and we can not have another http://overcomingapartheid.msu.edu/people.php?id=65-251-97

acceptance

I am in total acceptance of the issues that have caught up with me ...

this is because i should have known, had i wisdom, of their eventual coming

it is also because i should have run away, had i the sense of wariness of a gnu

it is also because i would have build my fences, had i the understanding, that it would become necessary

it is also because i should have known of its coming had i listened to the elders

so i totally and unreservedly accept my fate ...